1) Intro/I Can't Say These Things - Red Peters (3:27)
2) 5 Big B* Wiggling in Your Grandma's Face - Rappy McRapperson (3:48)
3) The Hand of the Almighty - John R. Butler (2:07)
4) If I Had the Copyright on the Word F* - Carla Ulbrich (2:16)
5) Unwanted Rock Advance (F* You with the Rock ; Roll) - Joel Moss (4:13)
6) There's a Critter Up My S* - Alabama Big Earl (1:50)
7) I Gotta Take a S* - Roach (3:46)
8) Doodie Doo - Prex Featuring Miah (2:39)
9) 2Fat2F* - Rap Bastardz (3:52)
10) He's An A* (Ext End) - Francine the Queen of Obscene (2:13)
11) Her S* Don't Stink - Ken Turetzky (4:09)
12) $25 B* Job - Van Stone (2:39)
13) Cunnilingus - Dick Butt Kiss and the Tightends (2:59)
14) P* Puff - Dick-N-Jayne (2:59)
15) If You Ain't Country You Ain't S* - Dickie Weed (3:07)
16) Poopoo and Peepee - Bunkum (3:46)
17) Two in the Pink - the Dirty Dogz (3:10)
18) Will You Swallow My C*? - Larry Pierce (3:00)
19) The Closing Song - Red Peters (3:13)