1) Introduction to the Concert (By the Women's Club President)
2) How to Write Your Own Gilbert and Sullivan Opera
3) Coloratura Aria 'Canto Dolciamente Pipo'
4) British - Pure But Dull: 'I Love the Spring'
5) Russian Folk Song: 'Da Nyet Da Nyet'
6) For Loud Singers with No Brains: 'Ah Lover!'
7) For Singers with Tremendous Artistry But No Voice: 'Schlumph; Je N'ai Pas la Plume de Ma Tante'
8) For the Dramatic Soprano: 'Schreechenrauf'
9) The Ring of the Nibellungs (An Analysis)