1) Bo Diddley - Stephen King/Jeff 'Skunk' Baxter
2) Jungle Hop - Amy Tan/Kathi Kamen Goldmark/Wonderbuns Murphy/James w. Hall/Tony Goldmark
3) Alimony Blues - Norman Mailer
4) Proofreading Woman - Dave Barry/Ridley Pearson/Kk Goldmark/Wonderbuns Murphy/Carl Hiassen/Susanne Pari/Amy Tan
5) Right Said Fred - Maya Angelou/Jessica Mitford
6) Roly Poly - Roy Blount Jr./Jim Campilongo ; the Ten Gallon Cats
7) I Want to Eat - Oscar Hijuelos/Lori Marie Carlson/Ed Baker
8) Baby It's Cold Outside - Cynthia Robbins/Billy Philadelphia
9) Act Naturally - Leonard Maltin/Mg MacKay
10) Rave on - Bob Greene
11) Steamroller Blues - Susanne Parl
12) Double Shot of My Baby's Love - Sandra Choron/Roger Clark/Kk Goldmark/Diane Langlois/Bud E. Luv/Greil Marcus/Susanne Parl
13) It Wasn't God Who Made Honky Tonk Angels - Molly Ivins/Jimmy Lafave/Jerry Jeff Walker
14) Chain Gang - Robert Reich
15) On the Good Ship Lollipop - Tomie Depaola/Harry Choron/Adaire Elizabeth Kamen
16) Stand By Me - Stephen King/Warren Zevron
17) Rainy Day Bookstores - Ben 'Bobby' Fong-Torres/Ben 'Elvis' Fong-Torres/Susanne Paarl/Amy Tan/The Party Gang
18) Hot Rod Lincoln - Blanche McCrary Boyd
19) Tupperware Blues - Dave Barry/Ridley Pearson/Warren Zevron
20) Man Smart Woman Smarter - Peggy Orenstein
21) If I Had a Talking Picture of You - Leonard Maltin/The Android Sisters
22) Johnny Get Angry - Walter M. Mayes
23) These Boots Are Made for Walkin' - Amy Tan
24) Happy Birthday Mitzi Gaynor - Molly Ivins/Bob Livingston/Jerry Jeff Walker/Stewart Cochran/Ron Erwin/Kk Goldmark/Tony Goldmark.
25) Wall of Death - Louis B. Jones/Kevin Griffin/Nion McEvoy
26) You'll Come Back (You Always Do) - Norris Church Mailer
27) Wild Thing - 'Critical Mess'-Roy Blount Jr./Dave Marsh/Lou Aronica/Marc Barasch/Teh Chorelles/Tom Duprees
28) Busted - Mary MacKey
29) Proud Mary - Tananarive P. Due/Warren Zevron/The Tananarettes
30) I'm Your Hoochie Coochie Man - Ken Follett/Graham Coster/Richard Gillinson/Anthony Harwood/Cefyn Jones
31) Hit the Road Jack - Digby Diehl/Key Diehl
32) You Can't Judge a Book By the Cover - Stephen King/Kathi Kamen Goldmark