1) The World Is Going to Hell We Don't Have a Record Deal ; I've Never Had a Better Time in My Life
2) Optimistic Nihilist
3) Replication Is the Highest Form of Replication
4) Michael Keaton Backlash
5) Sincerely
6) My Other Band Is a Hardcore Band
7) I Just Want You to Know I Hate Each One of You for Completely Different Reasons
8) When Life Feeds You Lemons Choke on Them ; Die
9) Nothing Keeps the Werewolf Away Like a Silver Bullet
10) Remember Son One Day All This Will Be Yours