1) Decadence Is Freedom with a Smile
2) I Bet She Gives Great Helmet
3) I Don't Cheat I Get Results
4) Fool Me Once Strike One Fool Me Twice Strike Three
5) Do Re Egon
6) Chuck Norris Jokes Aren't Funny Anymore
7) Anyone Who Hates John Hinckley Doesn't Understand True Love
8) Your Mom Doesn't Count As a Fan Jesse
9) Being Brave Usually Means Having Your Adult Teeth Knocked Right Out
10) Pull a Fievel and Go West
11) I Drink to Prepare for a Fight (Tonight I'm Very Prepared)