1) All I Wan for Xmas Is My Two Front Teats
2) When Irish Boys Are Humping
3) My Inflatable Valentine
4) She's a Ho Ho Ho
5) Was That You on Valentines Day
6) Xmas Always Males Me Want to Die
7) Conchita-Valentine for Hire
8) Wrinkled Balls
9) Santa Is Morbidly Obese
10) I Will Kill You
11) Stuck in a Coffin on Halloween (A Tribute to Johnny Cash)