Small Timers

Three small-time crooks with dreams of hitting a big score just can't seem to get anything right. When they attempt to steal computer parts they end up with toys, when they try to steal a car they end up with a Junker. But when they pull off the bank heist of the century (not really) instead of a bag of loot they accidentally stumble across a priceless erotic statuette known as Caesar's Phallus! Unfortunately instead of cashing in they find themselves being pursued by a ruthless art collector, his hired hit men and their angry wives!

Director: Jonny Cruz
Producer: Jonny Cruz
Producer: Tim Grace
Actor: David Conrad
Actor: Jordan K. Spradley
Actor: Jonny Cruz
Actor: Jordan Spradley
Actor: David Conard
Actor: Frank Ford
Actor: Nicole Leigh
Actor: Lela Bell
Actor: Johanna Goldsmith
Actor: Lake Bell