Jim Norton - No Baby for You

New Jersey native Jim Norton is a nationally-touring comedian and best selling author who can be heard weekday mornings on the "Opie & Anthony" radio show. The show, which is listened to by millions of devoted fans each day, airs on Sirius/XM radio network. Jim is currently performing his unique stand-up to sold-out crowds across the country. No Baby for You is his new comedy CD.

1) A Cute Thing to Say
2) Straightening Out a Passive Aggressive Date
3) Zsex with the Retarded
4) A Shitty Buggy Ride
5) Clowning Around in Dealey Plaza
6) I Was Almost a Burn Victim
7) You Gellin'?
8) Shitty White People and Their Shitty Guilt
9) The Muslims Are Rioting
10) Blacks on a Plane
11) Checking Out Middle Eastern Guys
12) I'm Dominant Sexually
13) Spankin' a Bitch Too Hard
14) My Titties
15) The Lefty
16) Size Matters
17) Mandatory Aids Test
18) Condoms Suck
19) Birth Control and Pedophiles
20) No Baby for You!
21) Slapping a Gal with My Cock
22) The Nipple Flicker
23) My Shitty Limp Dick
24) Penile Abuse
25) Lunch with Her Ex
26) The World's Wettest Vagina