1) Euro Pest
2) Loonies of the Right
3) You Can Suture Yourself at Home
4) Sounds of Suckin'
5) Ol' Whitewater
6) Sneakin' Flowers Through the Wall
7) 'Atsa Lawyer
8) You Must Have Been a Biotech Baby
9) Quackety-Quack Take Prozac
10) Time for Killin' Barney
11) Middle-Aged Lady Named Janet Reno
12) Snippity Bobbitt
13) Serb War
14) It Don't Mean a Thing If We Trade with Beijing
15) Everyone Glows
16) U.S. Pistol Service
17) Son-O-Gram
18) There Is Nothin' Like the Ames
19) Breakin' Knees Is Hard to Do
20) You'll Never Get a Loan
21) You Don't Bring Me Floriculturally Diverse Polyfragrant Soilistically Challenged Multipetaled
22) You Can Hide Those Giant Thighs
23) Lirty Dies: Copular Pulture