Robert Schimmel returns with his 2nd Warner Bros. Album of fearless, no-hold's-barred comedy. If You Buy This CD/Cassette, I Can Get This Car features Schimmel's edgy, uncensored and deeply funny insights into sex, plane crashes, sex, Demi Moore, sex, sperm banks, America Online and sex. In addition to the stand-up portion of the recording, the project also includes the musical title track (which appears in 2 versions). Parental advisory logo. [Note: This product is an authorized, licensed CD and is manufactured on demand]
1) The Gym
2) Sea World/Santa at the Mall/Demi Moore
3) Rental Car Insurance/Richie Valens' Plane/Airline Security/Dogs
4) My Daughter
5) Sperm Bank
6) America Online
7) Porno Awards/Hollywood Bullshit
8) Sex and Your Heart Attack!
9) Prison Love/I Wanna F* You/Jack Shack
10) If You Buy This CD I Can Get This Car (Censored)
11) If You Buy This CD I Can Get This Car (Uncensored)
12) I'm So Good in Bed