1) I Didn't F*CK It Up
2) Baby You Forty
3) Hummer Driving Man
4) These Are the Things I Can't F*Cking Remember
5) Glenn Beck Is Batshit Crazy
6) Saving My Hymen for Jesus
7) Multitasking
8) Milf
9) Apathy
10) Soccer Mom Ho
11) I Drunk Dialed Obama
12) Stockpiling Tampons
13) Let's Not Be Divisive
14) Why Is This Shit Always Happening to Me
15) The Easter Bunny Song