Jackie Martling - Hot Dogs & Donuts

Martling, head writer and cast member of the Howard Stern Show, is the humorist for the millenium. Jackie takes no prisoners on this reocrd, spares no ethnic or social group and exhibits not one ouce of good tast. Widly offensive (ahh-finally someone who understands) all-inclusive and outrageously funny.

1) Poops ; Probes
2) Jammers ; Geniuses
3) Smooches ; Stammers
4) Munchers ; Mares
5) Nips ; Necklaces
6) Odors ; Officers
7) Eaters ; Errors
8) Contemplators ; Calculators
9) Abstainers ; Architects
10) Condiments ; Compliments
11) Barf ; Breadwinners
12) Humpers ; Holders
13) Clammers ; Chubbies
14) Turds ; Trims
15) Chasers ; Cruisers
16) Pullers ; Puppets
17) Gamblers ; Grunters
18) Pooches ; Perverts
19) Semen ; Showmen
20) Gigolos ; Gourmets
21) Pharmacists ; Fishes
22) Polin' the Colon
23) Squirters ; Soilers
24) Siblings ; Surprises
25) Leches ; Lures
26) Tears ; Trades