1) Holyshitholyshitholyfuckingshit
2) Even the Mona Lisa Is Falling Apart
3) I Broke Your Heart and All I Got Was This Lousy T Shirt
4) Keep the Change Motherfucker
5) Send Her Seaworthy
6) Sweet Revenge on St. Marks High School
7) Looks Like I'm Back on Suicide Watch
8) House Always Wins
9) Things Dignan's Not Supposed to Touch
10) Faithful Never Cross Their Fingers
11) Horseshoes and Hand Grenades
12) Are You Writing This Shit Down Ace?