1) A Holiday Disclaimer
2) Song: Beware All Ye Faithful
3) A Barnyard Christmas
4) Song: Silent Fart
5) Rudolph the Brown-Nosed Reindeer
6) Song: My Relatives Are Comin'
7) 1-900-Santa
8) Song: No Rest for Married Gentlemen
9) What Christmas Trees Are Thinking
10) A Non-Denominational Christmas
11) Song: The Present Is Just Crap
12) Song: Tired of the Hanukkah Song
13) Radio Shopping Club: Faux Presents
14) Salad Slicer
15) Song: People Exchange
16) Christmas Horror Shows: Some Assembly Required
17) It's a Wonderful Death
18) Christmas Traditions That Never Caught on
19) Cowboy Dick's Christmas Hit List
20) Auntie Irma's Christmas Gift Emporium
21) Song: Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer Again
22) Dennis Miller's Christmas Message
23) A James Brown Christmas
24) Song: Nasty the Snowman
25) How the Grinch Stole Hanukkah
26) Song: Wrap It
27) Your Christmas Worry
28) Santa's Helper Institute
29) Radio Shopping Club: Dead Batteries
30) Song: Hark the Harelipped Angels Sing
31) Song: Return to Santa
32) A Tom Brokejaw Holiday News Brief
33) Mud
34) Disaster Card
35) Receipt Maker
36) Song: Christmas Music's Driving Me Nuts
37) Low Elf Esteem
38) Song: Midnight Sleeper
39) Song: A New Year's Carol
40) The Holiday Sound of Hangovers
41) Another Holiday Disclaimer