1) Scene One: The Birth
2) Born Out the Anus
3) Scene Two: First Day of School
4) Father Peter: The Pedophile Priest
5) Scene Three: Bill's New Job
6) Bill Works for Dad
7) Scene Four: The Scam
8) Friend
9) Scene Five: The Bar
10) All Liquored Up
11) Scene Six: The Pick-Up
12) Is That Your Pussy?
13) Scene Seven: Kelly the Slut
14) My Big Dick 2000
15) Scene Eight: The Morning After
16) The Evil Cameraman
17) Scene Nine: More Bad News
18) If I Ever Meet God I'm Gonna Punch Him in the Face
19) Scene Ten: The Conclusion
20) Shake Your Ass 'Til a Turd Flies Out