1) Absurd-Ditties
2) I'm a Telly Addict!
3) Terry Talking
4) Ernie Had a Hernia
5) Toccata in DM
6) My Wife's a Psychopath!
7) Sod the Neighbours
8) Melancholy Margaret
9) Drooling Banjos
10) Alecs Gone
11) When You're Jimmy Saville
12) Cought Up the Reeperbahn!
13) Dez the Demon Decorator
14) Absurd-Ditties (End Bit)