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Before Decluttr, The Joneses were your basic American family. Now they’re the savviest fam around, making sweet $$$ selling CDs, DVDs, games, books, cell phones and tech. Dad chills in his robe all day. Mom quit her job to write Goldblum fan fiction. Kendall got a new phone and posts fire Insta posts all day. And Chase... well, he blew all his money on Counter Strike skins. Whatever tickles your pickle, right?
Before Decluttr, The Joneses were your basic American family. Now they’re the savviest fam around, making sweet $$$ selling CDs, DVDs, games, books, cell phones and tech. Dad chills in his robe all day. Mom quit her job to write Goldblum fan fiction. Teenage girl got a new phone and posts fire IG posts all damn day. And teenage boy... well, he blew all his money on Counter Strike skins. Whatever tickles your pickle, right?
Jim is a man of simple pleasures: robes, coffee and the smell of cash. He used to listen to the Beach Boys and play golf, but since selling his CDs he chills by day and races hotrods by night.
When Karen isn’t raising her kids, she’s drinking the finest red wine and writing the sexiest Jeff Goldblum fiction you’ve ever read. Seriously, this stuff is HOT. All ‘cos she sold some Hugh Grant DVDs!
Chase hasn’t left his room since he found Decluttr and why the heck should he? He can sell all his games using the app, giving him more time to perfect his 360 no-scope and scream at n00000bz down his headset.
Being a teen is tough, especially when you look like a middle-aged dude in a Britney Spears costume. Luckily, this girl owns it and rocks Snapchat with lit selfies. She should probably spend her Decluttr cash on singing lessons though...